1.Jason Momoa apologizes for calling out Chris Pratt’s use of a plastic water bottle
(CNN)All is well between Jason Momoa and Chris Pratt.
Mild spoilers for the original film follow…
According to venerable wrestling journalist…Natalya, a sequel is in the works to Darren Aronofsky’s critically-acclaimed ‘The Wrestler’, his 2008 meditation on the grim post-life of the fading ’80s household name.
From a preview clip of next week’s Total Divas, Natalya claims that Jason Momoa (!) contacted Bret Hart (!) in order to secure Natalya (!) a role in the movie. Already, if this is not some bullsh*t scripting to put Natalya over as a dunce – “She doesn’t know who Jason Momoa is, what’s she like, eh?!” – this bizarre would-be cast list seems drastically removed from the heart of the original. The Wrestler is iconic for its inspired stunt-casting and a tone so sobering that it enabled non-fans to grasp the dark and painful recesses of an industry they may have perceived as a circus.
No film or pop culture outlets have revealed that a sequel is on the horizon, and it doesn’t seem much like the sort of film that justifies one. The entire premise of The Wrestler is of a man’s life that doesn’t much feel like one anymore: Randy ‘The Ram’ Robinson was in the last chapter of his life in middle age. Also, he probably died at the end.
Perhaps this is pitched as the second film in an anthology of sorts, but regardless, if it does happen, and Jason Momoa does lead, Vince McMahon is going to want to sign him with Gary Strydom-sized enthusiasm.
3.The Secrets of Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet’s Epic Love Story
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Their love story is indeed the stuff of divine manifestation, the actor having decided that Denise Huxtable was the moon of his life years before they actually met. But one night, there she was…
Suffice it to say, the future Aquaman didn’t bellyflop when he had his chance, and he and Bonet have been happily paired off since 2005.
Momoa’s lack of availability might have crushed a few Game of Thrones fans who thought they were discovering some new untapped source of hopes and dreams when Khal Drogo invaded the screen in 2011, but the reality is so swoon-worthy, the disappointment proved fleeting.
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He did, however, arrive fully clothed at his wedding. While Bonet was frequently referred to as his wife beforehand, and Momoa never made any effort to correct the assumption, the couple actually just got legally married in October 2017, quietly swapping vows at the Topanga, Calif., home they share with their daughter, Lola Iolani Momoa, and son, Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa, as well as three dogs, a donkey dad bought for mom as a gift, no television and as little disposable plastic as possible.