1. When Sally Field gave a rambling speech
Sally Field won Best Lead Actress in a Drama Series for Brothers & Sisters in 2007, and gave an overly long acceptance speech about war. That might not have been so bad in itself, but she kept mumbling and forgetting what she’d come there to say. The “wrap it up” music had started to play before she announced, “If the mothers ruled the world, there would be no god-damned wars in the first place,” and left.